是一個我很不喜歡的感覺

朋友相約等待他的出現

等著不知哪時會出現的subway或公車

坐著等換我考小提琴

寄出申請學校等待消息

到最近等待工作的這些等待

讓我整個人很anxious and impatient

尤其在等phone interview對方打來之前

或是有interview那天的一天

心臟一付快要跳出來 一種氣球快加滿氣 隨時要爆炸的感覺

GOSH… I REALLY HATE IT!!!

整個人沒有耐心到了極點

快一點 打電話給我吧拜託

HERS
1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
2. Opens window.
3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer.
4. Arrives at destination presently.

HIS
1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it’s the correct one.
2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he’s right.
3. Drives an extra five miles just in case.
4. Finally rolls down window.
5. Hocks a loogie.
6. Pulls up to a 7-Eleven.
7. Gets three hot dogs, a large Slurpee and beef jerky.
8. Asks foreigner behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
9. Gets back into car.
10. Farts.